so in game design class today, the prof demoed botanicula, and the guy playing didnt really know what he was doing so he was just clicking on random things so people in the class started yelling out commands like “click on the leaf” and “no go left” and then one guy just yelled “CONSULT THE HELIX FOSSIL” and then the whole class kind of broke down into “ANARCHY” “DEMOCRACY” “B” “START9” and let out early
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
my dash did a thing
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Anonymous asked: Girls =
Trick question, girls are all illusions
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